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Guy is Almost Pwned by a Missile, Video

December 29th, 2008

Guy is Almost Pwned by a Missile, Video. I guess this fella was taking a quick smoke break on the launching pad right when they launched a missile. If you look closely you see a guy walks right across where the missile comes out seconds later. If this guy is still alive, he has a very cool story to tell at parties.

Lucky Camera Man, Almost PWNED by CARS, Video

December 29th, 2008

Lucky Camera Man, Almost PWNED by CARS, Video. This was way too close for comfort, and it was obviously the plan. I sincerely suggest a tripod next time. You do not have to pay the tripod extra money. The tripod can not die. The tripod can not get PWNED!

Fire Fighter, Almost PWNED, Video

December 29th, 2008

Fire Fighter, Almost PWNED, Video. This was way too close for comfort. This Fire Fighter goes in to assess the situation without his gear on. 2-3 seconds after he looks at the back of the house, there is some kind of back draft. He was almost PWNED!

PWNED by a shirt, Face Plant! Video

December 29th, 2008

PWNED by a shirt, Face Plant! Video. How can you get PWNED by a shirt? That is a good question. You have to have friends that are not really your friends. :-) They will sneak up behind you, while other fake friends distract you. Then these so called friends will clothesline you at ankle level. You will get a real nice Face Plant!

Sideways Windy Plane Landing, Almost PWNED, Video

December 27th, 2008

Sideways Windy Plane Landing, Almost PWNED, Video. Can you even imagine being on this plane. They were almost completely sideways! I bet they were almost out of fuel, and had to land. This is insane. If you look at it real close the tip of the wing hit the ground.

Merging Fail, Bus PWNED, Video, LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

December 27th, 2008

Merging Fail, Bus PWNED, Video. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE! That is all I can say. If you do not know how to merge, you do not need to be in front of the wheel of a moving vehicle. Learn to merge properly, if you want to drive. Epic Fail!

Entrecard has been PWNED!

December 27th, 2008

Entrecard is not for “PWNED video”. Entrecard is a widget that bloggers have been putting on their blogs. It made a little splash when it first came up. It was a traffic sharing utopia for bloggers. It is not what it used to be. Everyone that has a ball with it right now, was a first mover. First movers always move in and own a service, unless the service evolves. Entrecard has not evolved.

Entrecard is not even close to as useful as Twitter, and Twitter is only useful to people that spend way too much time doing it, and the first movers. Darren Rowse of Problogger.net is still trying to tell us how great Twitter is, but he gets traffic from Twitter because he is already popular. He has countless followers no matter what he does.

I am not the biggest blogging nerd out there, but I know John Chow even dropped his Entrecard widget some time ago. That was free traffic for him, and he did not even deem the widget blog worthy. The reason I dropped it is because it is hollow traffic. I have only met one friend on Entrecard. Sandee from Comedy Plus is very nice. Everyone else seems like running droppers. That is the definition of hollow traffic.

The only people that I saw doing well were the people that blogged about Entrecard. This is the first and last blog entry I will ever devote to that failed “social media” company. Is it really “social media” if it is only used by bloggers? Is it really worth your blogs time if you are basically trading blog visits for a 5-10 for 1 clip. That is not good.

My tip for anyone that is struggling on Entrecard is to not waste your time, and do more blog posts. Your readers will appreciate that you are blogging about what they like, instead of blogging about Entrecard . If you are one of the bloggers that have success with it, please tell anyone that wishes to follow your foot steps, that it is a lot of work. Then explain that if they actually put a lot of work into their blog, they will not be getting hollow traffic.

I have nothing against any of the people that work there. This is not a vendetta. I just simply need to find out the services that are worth my time. My goal is to get meaningful traffic to my blog. I am going to put more effort into using the social aspect of Youtube. My blog is about PWNED Videos. Youtube is the biggest place for people that like videos.

You need to find “social media” outlets that have to do with your blog. Entrecard is a place for bloggers to get cheap blog visits. That will not help your blog grow. Subscribers, Commenters, Google Traffic, and being a big name on “your niches main social media outlet” will bring you traffic over time.

If you like to “Youtube”, subscribe to this blog and subscribe to PWNED Video on Youtube. Comment on my videos and rate them all, even if you do not like them. Thanks! I hope I saved someone some time and effort. Entrecard is not even worth having on your blog. Entrecard has been PWNED!

Real Life Frogger, Almost PWNED Car, Video

December 27th, 2008

Real Life Frogger, Almost PWNED Car, Video. I still have no idea how that guy made it through it. It is also almost exactly like Frogger. Everyone is going at different speeds. This is one of the coolest vids on the internets. He made that subtle tap on the breaks at the exactly correct moment. He missed the people walking. It is just perfect!

Kids Almost PWNED, By a Train, Video

December 27th, 2008

Kids Almost PWNED, By a Train, Video. These kids are cutting it way too close. This is my first video in my new category of “Almost PWNED Videos”. These are the lucky few that stared PWNED in the face and lived to tell the tale. :-)

Yelling Nintendo 64, Christmas PWNED, Classic Video

December 25th, 2008

Yelling Nintendo 64, Christmas PWNED, Classic Video. This is a classic that I am serving up for yall on Christmas day. Thank you all for reading this blog. During the next year, I will make quite a few changes to the blog. I hope you subscribe, check back often, comment, and tell people about it. I hope I can make you one tenth as happy as this kid is. :-)

Nintendo Sixty FOOOOOOOOUR
!! :-)